Old Time Graphic Design

I found some old graphic design tools from my college days and thought I’d see if I could still remember how to use them. Here’s a demonstration showing why there is cork on one side of my ruler. I have no idea why I insist on recording video in a vertical fashion. Apparently a “smart” phone is unable imbue its power onto the user. In other news, I have man hands and my voice is annoying. Why doesn’t anyone tell me these things?